
how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg
crying omg
that poor dude how much is he getting paid for that
oh my glob, bursts of uncontrollable laughterÂ
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cosmo tip #249
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
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I hope Barack Obama gets into NYADA even though he choked in his audition.
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